One (not so) random day at the BEACH!

Yesterday I went to the beach and it was cool because I was with my new CS friend that I had met at a bus station - so we went in the water trying to make peace with the ocean but the ocean only wanted to play with us (we were some kind of toys that the ocean was trying to destroy) so then we decided that we should be friend with the sand and a little bit with the sun... and also with a coconut and an acai - but at the end, there was not much left of the coconut because after we drank the water, we asked the guy with the machete to cut it into two halves so we could eat the white stuff inside... This was our plan... So we stayed there, I read a little bit as my new friend was pretending to make crosswords... (I say pretending because she was using symbols that I didn't know...)

Something really cool (and real!) about her is that she had been teaching to some Ukrainian and Ethiopian people in Israel... :)

Then my CS friend met - by chance! (go read the story about the small world in case you forgot) her CS host who invited us for a drink and who also decided to invite 4 american guys to join us... One of them was Mitch from Baywatch - and I am sure it was him because he behaved just like Mitch probably do when the cameras are not on him... something made me doubt though - i'll tell you later... so we talked about the gold medal hockey game that they had lost... One guy was also impressed by the fact that I was from Montreal because he had been there very often - to a bar called Wandas when he was studying in Vermont... Then they started to order rounds of caipirinhas (a caipirinha is almost only sugarcane alcool - with a bit of lime juice and a lot of sugar) that we slowly started to drink... Someone asked for some sugar - the waiter brought a glass with some white powder in it - an american said it was heroin... my CS friend put some of it in her drink and mixed it...

Mitch and CS host began to be very friendly... (Summer would have been jealous if she had been there...) They kind of forgot that there were people around them... And my CS friend and I sang Ironic from Alanis Morissette... Then my CS friend began to feel not too good so Mitch told us to take her at his place so she could rest - which I tried to do... but then, drama #1! Mitch - or the guy who pretended to be him - I know he pretended because if he hadn't pretended, he would have told me he was not him - remembered that he had left the keys with his drunken friends on the beach - and I know that Mitch would have never done that... And drama #2 - the CS host who was visibly super drunk told me that she was brasilian and that her mission was to take care of my CS friend and that I shouldn't be there - and that I should go home... I didn't feel like arguing, so I started to walk alone on a dark road...

Drama #3 and Mambo #5 - I saw a banana tree and because of the music and the monkeys who were dancing and singing at its top, I decided to climb to join them - and I was served a drink called 'vitamina' which is a kind of banana milkshake, a piece of banana cake and some banana doce - which is a kind of banana jam or banana jelly... some people think that we shouldn't make any of those things with bananas because the texture is not one of jam neither one of jelly - still, some people make some because they believe that the most important part is the taste... And I woke up at home with - of course - a banana in my favorite ear... I checked if I had scars - I didn't - my kidneys were there!